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If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People.

Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point.

Thank You For Pot Smoking.

To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing.

If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling.

Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings".

THE VIEW THAT HOLDS THAT BOTH GOD AND MATTER ARE ETERNAL IN THE LIGHT OF THE BIG BANG


Plato and Aristotle were two prominent historical advocates of the view that both God and matter are eternal. Their followers and devotees also shared their views. However, despite the fact that these celebrated philosophers uphold this view, the idea is not a fundamental one. Ideologists of materialistic philosophy seem to be justified in their arguments. Either God was before (eternal) and created matter; or matter was before (eternal) and there is no God.

Last Christmas, Stephanie waited all night for Santa because as a girl she always wanted to make love to him.

"A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." - unknown

Last night the gypsies came -
Nobody knows from where.
Where they’ve gone to nobody knows,
And nobody seems to care!

It could be said that God’s foot is so vast
that this entire earth is but a
field on His
toe,

What are the biggest differences between the Existentialist view of truth, and the Christian view of Truth?

It's 2022 and Joe and Mary land on Mars after accumulating enough frequent flier miles. The first thing they see is a Martian couple. Joe and Mary naturally want to know how they have sex. She goes straight to the point: "So how do you guys do it?" asks Mary. "Like you do, I think," says the male Martian, "but maybe we'd better check it out to be sure!" So, after some discussion, they all agree to swap partners for one night.

Once George Bush Jr. visited an elementary school to talk to a group of 3rd graders. He said to them, "Today we are going to discuss the difference between a tragedy, a great loss and an accident".

Molly Monson and her boyfriend, Brigham Smith went out on a date...