Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:23:05 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/ totallyradbuzz en-us http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/images/It's 4:20!! http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/ hippie_jt@totallyrad.net http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article285.html Why are men such jerks? It's a testosterone thing. Much similar to your PMS thing, we men suffer from testosterone poisoning. Why do you think the average lifespan of a male is typically 10 years shorter (and it's not just from all the bitching and nagging we have to endure)? Hormone modifies behavior. We're just misunderstood. Thu, 01 Jan 2009 03:23:05 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article284.html Artery: Study of paintings Bacteria: Backdoor to cafeteria Barium: What to do when treatment fails Bowel: Letter like A E I O or U Cesarean Section: District in Rome Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:37:35 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article283.html A lady about 8 months pregnant got on a bus. She noticed the man opposite her was smiling at her, so she immediately moved to another seat. This time the smile turned into a grin, so she moved again. The man seemed more amused. When on the fourth move, the man burst out laughing, she complained to the driver and he had the man arrested. Wed, 31 Dec 2008 17:36:13 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article282.html Karma is a term in that comprises the entire cycle of cause and effect. Karma is a sum of all that an individual has done and is currently doing. The effects of those deeds actively create present and future experiences, thus making one responsible for one's own life (see also Creating Your Own Reality). In religions that incorporate reincarnation, karma extends through one's present life and all past and future lives as well. The law of Karma is central in Hinduism, Sikhism, and Buddhism. Reincarnation And Religion Incidentally, reincarnation was an accepted ideology in the early Christian church. In fact when Jesus first began his ministry, many people thought he was the prophet Elijah reincarnated. Tue, 30 Dec 2008 18:04:27 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article281.html James Truslow Adams "Be not afraid of life. Believe that life IS worth living and your belief will help create the fact." - James Truslow Adams Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:36:58 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article280.html Out in far west Texas, where the waters of the Pecos flow, I was roundin' up stray doggies what'd got caught out in the snow. I bedded down next to some sagebrush, my saddle underneath my head, An' I cozied up next to my fire, the hard ground as my only bed. Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:21:55 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article279.html 10. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 9. A better model is always just around the corner... Tue, 23 Dec 2008 03:21:41 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article278.html From diapers to baby steps Kindergarten then on to high school... Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:56:47 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article277.html The day after Mr. Wilkins wife disappearance in a kayaking accident, The Anchorage man answered his door to find two grim-faced Alaska State Troopers. Mon, 22 Dec 2008 01:32:15 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article276.html Hidden in the attic, all the way upstairs, is something very special, that I would like to share. Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:20:10 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article275.html When children are playing alone on the green, In comes the playmate that never was seen. When children are happy and lonely and good, The Friend of the Children comes out of the wood. Sun, 21 Dec 2008 21:19:52 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article274.html A redneck gets a really hot date, and goes to buy rubbers. He walks in and looks for some rubbers. Sat, 20 Dec 2008 18:44:29 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article273.html MONEY IS SHORT TIMES ARE HARD HERE'S YOUR FLIPPIN CHRISTMAS CARD It was the night before Christmas and all through the house, everyone felt shtty even the mouse... Fri, 19 Dec 2008 02:15:48 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article272.html Reincarnation is a doctrine that rests on the belief that after the death of the physical body, there is some element left of each person that then goes on to survive bodily death. This element is independent of a person's physical being, and after death goes on to be reborn into another physical body. The idea of reincarnation has been well established in Eastern religion, although it has appeared all over the globe. Indeed there is some evidence to suggest that reincarnation could be as old as religion itself as it has appeared in the beliefs of many primitive cultures as well as in some of the more highly developed religions. Wed, 17 Dec 2008 00:10:49 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article271.html Maybe I wear baggies and white socks with flip-flops, maybe I don't like listening to rave and I'm not on the social mountaintops, maybe I don't care about the things that make your worlds twirl, maybe you look at me and think: Gee, what a nothing girl. Sun, 14 Dec 2008 00:20:15 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article270.html One day a young man and woman were in their bedroom making love. All of a sudden a bumble bee entered the bedroom window. As the young lady parted her legs the bee entered her vagina. The woman started screaming "Oh my god, help me, there's a bee in my vagina!" The husband immediately took her to the local doctor and explained the situation... Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:51:37 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article269.html Goddess, disguised under woolen robes and corduroy Paying no attention to the stop signs Rambling on tiptoes through a symphony of smiling faces... Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:51:23 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article268.html "A man who conquers himself is much more superior than a man who conquers many thousands of men in battle." - Jedisaga Sat, 13 Dec 2008 23:51:07 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article267.html A kid woke up thirsty and stumbled into his parents room. There he saw his Mother and Father in the act of Making Love. His Father turned looked and Winked and went back to making love.. The next day the Father walked in on his son making love to his Gramma. The son looked at his Father and said " Isn't funny when it's your mom, huh...BTCH!!" Fri, 12 Dec 2008 17:33:33 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article266.html A true friend A true friend is the one who picks you up when you fall A true friend is one that won't lie A true friend is there when you call Sat, 06 Dec 2008 01:33:42 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article265.html From all Capitals from around the world report: Attention To All Man: Thu, 04 Dec 2008 02:23:25 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article264.html Top bumper stickers seen around the world If You Drink Don't Park, Accidents Cause People. Please Tell Your Pants Its Not Polite To Point. Thank You For Pot Smoking. To All You Virgins: Thanks For Nothing. If At First You Don't Succeed...blame Someone Else And Seek Counseling. Impotence: Nature's Way Of Saying "No Hard Feelings". Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:31:32 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article263.html THE VIEW THAT HOLDS THAT BOTH GOD AND MATTER ARE ETERNAL IN THE LIGHT OF THE BIG BANG Plato and Aristotle were two prominent historical advocates of the view that both God and matter are eternal. Their followers and devotees also shared their views. However, despite the fact that these celebrated philosophers uphold this view, the idea is not a fundamental one. Ideologists of materialistic philosophy seem to be justified in their arguments. Either God was before (eternal) and created matter; or matter was before (eternal) and there is no God. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 19:14:59 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article262.html Last Christmas, Stephanie waited all night for Santa because as a girl she always wanted to make love to him. Wed, 03 Dec 2008 02:32:04 -0500 http://totallyrad.net/thebuzz/Article261.html "A husband is someone who takes out the trash and gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house." - unknown Tue, 02 Dec 2008 05:50:38 -0500